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"It is never fun to get punched in the face, everybody knows that."

Former LSU and current Tennessee Titans quarterback Zach Mettenberger, after being “sucker punched” by an Alabama fan.


"This is not a death blow, but it's a good jab."

Former head of NFL retail operations, Frank Vuono on the U.S. Patent Office’s decision to cancel the trademarks of the Washington Redskins after finding the team’s name to be “disparaging to Native Americans.”


"I made love to my wife the other night and I caught a cramp in my hamstring. I actually put my leg out and kept performing. So there’s no excuse."

Detroit Tigers outfielder Torii Hunter discussing the leg cramps that forced Miami Heat forward Lebron James to miss the 4th quarter of Game One of the NBA Finals.


"White guys."

Wisconsin Badgers center Frank Kaminsky’s response to being asked how he thought Arizona (the Badgers’ next opponent) would describe Wisconsin’s team.


"It touched me a little bit. He was bawling. He had the ugly-face cry."

Newly-acquired Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Steve Smith’s remarks after watching a video of young boy throwing a tantrum after learning that Smith’s former team, the Carolina Panthers, had released him.


"I probably would put you in a choke hold right now. And then we would go for some ice cream later, but I would tell you how much of an asshole you were."

New York Knicks forward Metta World Peace considering how he might respond differently to having beer thrown on him now than he did in 2004, when one such thrown glass of beer ignited the Malice at the Palace.


"It will be quite complicated and will require the use of some unconventional tools and instruments to reconstruct his beak."

New Orleans Pelicans team physician Dr. Matthew McQueen remarking on the plastic surgery to be performed on the Pelicans mascot, Pierre, that will hopefully make him look less like a psycho-clown-bird scaring the shit out of everyone.


"It's like a breakup; it's not you, it's me."

New York Islanders forward Thomas Vanek explaining his desires to explore free agency after the season.


"Everyone seems to think I will be commentating on winter sports. I'm not a bobsledding expert."

Tennis player Maria Sharapova clarifying her reporting duties for the Winter Olympics being held in her hometown of Sochi, Russia.


"He took a job that nobody wanted and he should be proud of where he brought this team from. We were in the cellar, we were in that cave, that tunnel that there is no light. We were the worst team in history."

Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola praising his coach Jim Schwartz, who was fired on Monday.


"[I]t's a very nice home that we're going to, so I'll make sure I'll put on the right clothes and the right socks, gotta-take-your-shoes-off-at-the-door type of house."

Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade looking forward to spending Thanksgiving at teammate Lebron James’s house.


I think if you put an -er at the end, that makes people cringe, but if there's an -a at the end, that's like people saying 'bro.'

Los Angeles Clippers forward Matt Barnes explaining the importance of suffixes when using the “n word.” Barnes was fined earlier in the week for using the term in question (with an -a) on Twitter.


"That gator ate my refrigerator dry."

Detroit Lions safety Louis Delmas remembering his pet alligator, Mojo. Delmas had to give up Mojo when teammate Kevin Ogletree moved in with him.


"Thought about dipping in the cheese, but he might double dip. I don't think he even noticed it."

Detroit Tigers first baseman Prince Fielder explaining his reasons for not dipping the tortilla chip he pilfered from an unsuspecting fan.


"It's real simple: We're going to give him the ball until he throws up. So he's either got to tap out or throw up on the field. Let's just put it that way."

Buffalo Bills offensive coordinator Nathaniel Hackett discussing running back C.J. Spiller’s workload and flaunting his blatant disregard for OSHA regulations.


"We don't see that very often at all. Gainesville Police Department has horses and they see it sometimes. Usually everybody steers clear of the dogs."

Alacua County Sheriff’s spokesperson Art Forgey commenting on the arrest of University of Florida linebacker Antonio Morrison for barking at a police dog. The dog, Morrison claimed, barked at him first.


"It was killing my throat. I had to drink a lot of water, but I ate like six peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch and dinner."

University of South Carolina star defensive end Jadeveon Clowney detailing his off-season training regimen, which helped him gain back some of the weight he’d lost in the off-season.


"I can talk junk, but I can't back it up."

Rasheed Wallace, who holds the NBA record for most technical fouls as a player, explaining how he’ll avoid accruing technical fouls now that he’s an assistant coach for the Detroit Pistons.


"Machado leads the league in doubles. I'm second in doubles--double vodkas, double scotches." "

Detroit Tigers manager Jim Leyland commenting on the potent lineup of the Baltimore Orioles.


"Your question demands my triteness."

Gregg Popovich, head coach of the San Antonio Spurs, fielding a question from the media before Game 5 of the NBA Finals.


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