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"I'm a guy who hates people that recline. I wasn't comfortable by any means. You were kind of scrunched up."
Miami Marlins relief pitcher, Steve Cishek, expressing his excitement at the teams’ new plane, which will prevent him from having to ride in coach on a charter plane.
"I'm tired of answering the dumb question, all right? Excuse me. Not a dumb question. I'm tired of answering the very important question you have."
Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis, expressing his frustration at the frequency of question from reporters concerning his team’s poor playoff performances in recent years.
Mississippi State running back, Josh Robinson, explaining the allure of his remarkably large behind.
Philadelphia Eagles cornerback Cary Williams apologizing for criticizing head coach Chip Kelly’s arduous practices.
"I trivialized our fans by making clichéd assumptions about their interests (i.e. hip hop vs. country, white vs. black cheerleaders, etc.) and by stereotyping their perceptions of one another (i.e. that white fans might be afraid of our black fans)."
Atlanta Hawks owner Bruce Levenson self-reporting an offensive email he sent in August 2012. Levenson plans to sell his controlling interest in the team.
Former LSU and current Tennessee Titans quarterback Zach Mettenberger, after being “sucker punched” by an Alabama fan.
Former head of NFL retail operations, Frank Vuono on the U.S. Patent Office’s decision to cancel the trademarks of the Washington Redskins after finding the team’s name to be “disparaging to Native Americans.”
"I made love to my wife the other night and I caught a cramp in my hamstring. I actually put my leg out and kept performing. So there’s no excuse."
Detroit Tigers outfielder Torii Hunter discussing the leg cramps that forced Miami Heat forward Lebron James to miss the 4th quarter of Game One of the NBA Finals.
Wisconsin Badgers center Frank Kaminsky’s response to being asked how he thought Arizona (the Badgers’ next opponent) would describe Wisconsin’s team.
Newly-acquired Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Steve Smith’s remarks after watching a video of young boy throwing a tantrum after learning that Smith’s former team, the Carolina Panthers, had released him.
"I probably would put you in a choke hold right now. And then we would go for some ice cream later, but I would tell you how much of an asshole you were."
New York Knicks forward Metta World Peace considering how he might respond differently to having beer thrown on him now than he did in 2004, when one such thrown glass of beer ignited the Malice at the Palace.
"It will be quite complicated and will require the use of some unconventional tools and instruments to reconstruct his beak."
New Orleans Pelicans team physician Dr. Matthew McQueen remarking on the plastic surgery to be performed on the Pelicans mascot, Pierre, that will hopefully make him look less like a psycho-clown-bird scaring the shit out of everyone.
New York Islanders forward Thomas Vanek explaining his desires to explore free agency after the season.
Tennis player Maria Sharapova clarifying her reporting duties for the Winter Olympics being held in her hometown of Sochi, Russia.
"He took a job that nobody wanted and he should be proud of where he brought this team from. We were in the cellar, we were in that cave, that tunnel that there is no light. We were the worst team in history."
Detroit Lions center Dominic Raiola praising his coach Jim Schwartz, who was fired on Monday.
"[I]t's a very nice home that we're going to, so I'll make sure I'll put on the right clothes and the right socks, gotta-take-your-shoes-off-at-the-door type of house."
Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade looking forward to spending Thanksgiving at teammate Lebron James’s house.
I think if you put an -er at the end, that makes people cringe, but if there's an -a at the end, that's like people saying 'bro.'
Los Angeles Clippers forward Matt Barnes explaining the importance of suffixes when using the “n word.” Barnes was fined earlier in the week for using the term in question (with an -a) on Twitter.
Detroit Lions safety Louis Delmas remembering his pet alligator, Mojo. Delmas had to give up Mojo when teammate Kevin Ogletree moved in with him.
Detroit Tigers first baseman Prince Fielder explaining his reasons for not dipping the tortilla chip he pilfered from an unsuspecting fan.
"It's real simple: We're going to give him the ball until he throws up. So he's either got to tap out or throw up on the field. Let's just put it that way."
Buffalo Bills offensive coordinator Nathaniel Hackett discussing running back C.J. Spiller’s workload and flaunting his blatant disregard for OSHA regulations.
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