Stataesthetics

24 April 13
Katie Muth

The world of sports has become, somewhat paradoxically, a refuge for the mathematically-inclined. Today’s sports enthusiast is confronted with a seemingly endless debate about whether advanced metrics are actually superior methods of measuring accomplishments or so much intellectual hogwash. Eventually, one’s eyes glaze over and the sides become indistinguishable: statistics and sports become perfectly inseparable, each a justification for the other. Read on.

Pajama Warriors

29 March 13
Colm O'Shea

The martial arts supply an empowering narrative for those beset by fear, but a distressing vicious circle results as the martial artist goes from fear-sufferer to fear-inducer. Read more.

Will You Please Be Quiet

16 April 13
Matthew Augustine

Rick Reilly is an acclaimed sportswriter. Rick Reilly’s columns are idiotic. Which would be a forgivable (if annoying) offense if Reilly didn’t so disingenuously misunderstand the very idea of sports.

Lessons in Quitting with Rory McIlroy by Austin Kelley 8 March 13

Golfer Rory McIlroy was skewed in the media for walking off a round of golf and taking the easy way out. But is quitting really as easy as it seems?

The Great Tom Izzo and Yooper Invisibility by Matt Nicholas 7 March 13

Michigan State’s basketball coach Tom Izzo is often praised as being both a good coach and an even better guy. Which is why it matters that he hails from a remote area in northern Michigan.

It's a Wonderful Uniform by Emily Sanders Richards Hopkins 1 March 13

The lamentable influence of groupthink on athletic uniforms sparks a consideration of the ideal uniform. Read all about it.

The Lunatic Fringe by Austin Kelley 21 February 13

Beginning in 2020, wrestling will be removed from Olympic competition, an announcement that prompts a reflection on the experience of being a high school wrestler. Albeit briefly.

On NBA Nerds and Poseurs by Matt Nicholas 15 February 13

The term “nerd” gets applied so loosely that it might be worth separating the nerd wheat from the poseur chaff. Even in the NBA.

Pain Don't Hurt: Scenes from PT by Austin Kelley 8 February 13

A torn rotator cuff lands the author in physical therapy, which turns out to be a proving ground for his masculinity as well as a good place to score Quaaludes. Read more

College Basketball's Counter-Reformation by Matt Nicholas 8 February 13

Although still hypothetical, the Catholic Seven basketball conference has been meet with enthusiasm and support. But for what exactly?

After the Gold Rush, After Lenore by Austin Kelley 1 February 13

Super Bowl XLVII features an epic showdown between teams named for a poet’s famed pestering bird and a band of opportunistic prospectors.

A Lonely Seabird in a Land of Big Cats Patrick M. O'Connell 31 January 13

Some pundits mocked the name change from Hornets to Pelicans for the New Orleans NBA franchise. But what do we want in a team name or team mascot?

The Super Bowl of Empty Metaphors by Matt Nicholas 31 January 13

The Super Bowl extends far beyond its football context. Here’s a handy guide to some non-football super bowls out there.

Lance Armstrong's French Disconnection by Austin Kelley 23 January 13

Thinking back on how Lance Armstrong’s scapegoated the French only confirms that we should have trusted our instincts all along when it came to that asshole.

Welcome (back)! by Matt Nicholas 23 January 13

We’re happy to announce that The Modern Spectator has returned from the cyberspace beyond.

Minister of Information by Matt Nicholas 22 January 13

The most entertaining part of watching a San Antonio Spurs game has nothing to do with the action on the court.

Why I Love North Korea by Austin Kelley 15 June 10

One pleasure of the World Cup is indulging in somewhat random allegiances. Four years ago I loved Ecuador because of a shirt someone gave me; I’ve supported Paraguay because of my first experience of coffee; I like Portugal just because I’ve been there. Then there are the old stereotypes that can help you cheer: The Italians are all defense, the Argentines are cheaters, the Germans are robots. And the Brazilians, ah, the Brazilians, they just love to dance. Read more.

The Polanski Problem by Austin Kelley 13 June 10

My wife thinks Lionel Messi looks like a young Roman Polanski. Read all about it.

The Spirit of Draws by Brian Phillips 19 January 09

The author goes to a bar, and a philosophical debate breaks out. It ends in a draw.

13 Ways of Looking at Dan Dierdorf by Brian Schwartz 19 December 08

I heard Dierdorf praising the sit-com “Two and a Half Men” a few weeks ago in the middle of a game. It happened during a network cross-sell moment—the kind I rarely notice anymore—when NFL announcers are forced to mention other programs on their home channel.

For the Birds: A Futile Trip Down Oriole Way by Mac Montandon 26 June 08
Illustration By Marshall Hopkins

My beloved Baltimore Orioles were holding open minor league tryouts. My course was clear.

Mel Kiper Jr. Drafts Himself by Austin Kelley 25 April 08

Mel Kiper, Jr. seems to have had a normal upbringing, but somehow he became an NFL draft expert.

Tackles, Chicken Wings, and the Quest for a New Cash Cow by Mike Stevens 8 November 06

The sports business blooms.